I love pokemon reorchestrated hnnngh
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
Thor: “Should i grant him a blessing? Is this a request or is the man of iron jesting?”
wHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICA IS CELEBRATING THEIR FREEDOM TODAY? nO. IT’S STEVE ROGERS BIRTHDAY.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
get them out of here sam
Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…
Ah yes, 11:59pm…only one more minut-
…what the fuck?
wHAT DA FUCK??
I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE ROGERS and America I guess
and im pROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE *punches wall* aND I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME *kicks down door* and i pROUDLY STAND UP *stomps foot* NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY *waves flag patriotically* cause theRE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA