wHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICA IS CELEBRATING THEIR FREEDOM TODAY? nO. IT’S STEVE ROGERS BIRTHDAY.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
get them out of here sam
Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…
Ah yes, 11:59pm…only one more minut-
…what the fuck?
wHAT DA FUCK??
I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE ROGERS and America I guess
and im pROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE *punches wall* aND I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME *kicks down door* and i pROUDLY STAND UP *stomps foot* NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY *waves flag patriotically* cause theRE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA
Happy Fourth of July! Or just have a nice day if you’re not American.
Let’s see how many Captain America things I can reblog before I go to work.